Stories we think of. And dreams we wish we didnt.

It was the craziest thing.

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 12:23:20 -0400

Omg Ronnie Radke was in my dream. All I can remember right now is that a few of my friends and I were on this trip or something and it was on an Island and I was standing outside of this little house we were staying at (it was on a dock/ ship port and people were passing by) then Ronnie passes by me and a friend & he’s talking with some guy and walking and he’d dressed like Jack Sparrow and I was like “Ronnie?!?” and then he stopped and took his wig off and had his real hair in a pony tail and most guys can’t work it but mmmmm. That was hot. He was like “walk with me” So I walked down the dock with him and we got to the end of it and there was a wall hiding all of the ships and there was a door way cut through the wall so people could walk through. We stopped and people were walking past us (I think there was a war going on and they had to defend us, oh and while we were walking Ronnie told me about how he became a pirate),and then Ronnie looked at me and I went to go kiss him (because in my dream he was an old love and you could sense the tension between us, and who doesn’t wanna fuck a pirate?) and he turned his head so I just kissed his cheek. So then we hugged and he held me for a long time, and it was a hug with a lot of feeling, so you can definitely sense something is there. He kissed my cheek and then he was getting all geared up and asked if I was going to be alright waiting here for him at the little hut on the port, and I said yeah. He kept holding me and touching me toooo. He said he’d be back at around 3 AM and he’d come lay with me and said hopefully I’d have some energy left for him because he’s gonna be wide awake and is gonna need something to get him tired. (Yes I was going to fuck Ronnie Radke In my dream hnnnnng. He was so fucking sexy) Anyway we were all talking before they left and Ronnie was like ” Isn’t it weird how you fall in love with someone and then you stop talking to them and you talk to them again and it’s like you fall back in love with them? I love it” and I got so happy dude. Apparently he was like a long lost love I could never have and we wanted to fuck but never got to it so we were going to make love once he got back. Then we went back to the hut or whatever cause he forgot something. So he got it and as we were walking back he pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me. Whewwww it was so hot. It’s like the man of your dreams being in love with you and being a complete badass and gentleman and is going out and kicking ass then coming home to you in your cozy soft bed while you’re asleep and he’s 2x bigger than you and he’s warm and manly and makes some passionate fucking love to you. Like bones you and makes love to you at the same time, so you can see how horny I was omfg. Just being in love and making love gets me so hornygcghxg. Anyway. We were done making out and went back to the wall and he kissed me goodbye, and the only people that were left was Nora, some white chick, and stoner Alex. Alex was laying in a hammock and I was laying on the dock and we were just gonna camp out there, so we talked about video games, and Then I woke up and I didn’t get to fuck Ronnie. So disappointing.

I forgot most of it but the first thing I remember was that it was exam time at school and the bell...

Sun, 06 May 2012 11:16:30 -0400

I forgot most of it but the first thing I remember was that it was exam time at school and the bell schedule was fucked. I think we had just came out of 6th period and jake took me outside to go see his car because he had just gotten his lisence. It was a red Kia soul and it was pretty cool and he asked me if I wanted a ride and I was like nahhh. His car was on this long gravel path that went out of the school, but there was a huge Indian tent/cabana on the side of the path, so I went to go check it out. The entrance was on the side of it and someone opened the curtains for me and I over heard this black guy talking about the challenge about where you have to have sex everyday for a month. I saw Chris and his friend with concubines and I finally walked in when I saw Chris with his pants down and him in a doggystyle position getting a rimjob while facing me on a little Indian style bed/futon thing. There were Indian drapes everywhere and it was pretty beautiful. Anyway I walked in and sat next to where Chris and the whore were and I grabbed her face and pushed her down, and I took her place and I was like “baby you could have told me you were into this I could try it” and he was like ” go ahead” and I tried but I kept getting giggly and scared and so I went up to lick his balls but he pushed my head back down (he had switched position to lay on his back) and then he was like “c’mon baby just lick it once and see that it’s not that bad” so I tried to but I fell back giggling and he came over and grabbed me and started cuddling me and I asked him why he didn’t ask me to do it before and he grabbed my cheeks and made me do the fish lips thing and was like “your lips are too precious for that baby” and then the whore came back and started hitting on him again and he called her ugly. And then we watched tv and a show was on about deformed cats in the sewer and there was one breed called drunk cats and their eyes were yellow from liver failure and their babies were all fucked up and it was weird. Thee end

Do you feel it, Chris?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 04:25:11 -0400

So I went to this boy/girl sleepover party. And there were various amounts of people there. My friend from my school (which you dont go to) was there. The house was big, like a mansion. And it was night time. There were a few high-schoolers there, the mother of the house, and lots of little kids. Im assuming that whoever was throwing the sleepover. their little sibling was having one, too. Well eventually I somehow ended up wandering the house by myself, and I opened this random door, and i found this couple hooking up in the room. SO i quickly closed the door and wandered upstairs. In one of the rooms upstairs, !@#$% was sitting in a bed by herself. Just sitting there. I didnt want to seem more awkward than I already was, so i stepped in and said hi. She said hi back, and we started talking. We were talking to much that I found myself sitting on her bed at some point. We were really talking and so comfortable with each other that i actually felt sort of a…weird connection. But after a while !@#$% mentioned a nearby tunnel that she likes to sit in and just let her thoughts wander. So i took interested, and !@#$% and I put on our coats and went out in the night so she could show me this tunnel. We went downstairs heading for the front door, and everyone else was apparently in the basement for some reason. So !@#$% and I didnt have to say anything to anyone about where we were going, so we just left. Outside the house, was a long road, with maybe one or 2 similar huge mansions along it. On the left side of the road was lots of grass, then a small ditch. Past that ditch was more grass, then a cliff which overlooked an ocean. The ocean was this house’s side yard. Accompanied by numerous stars, it was a pretty neat, beautiful sight. Well !@#$% walked toward the ditch, and when we got to that ditch, i saw a small cement tunnel in the ground. The tunnel was about the width of your average house door. You had to crawl in it. So !@#$% said “Dont be scared! Ill show you, follow me!” So she went ahead first. Well I kneeled down and crawled in right behind her. Then tunnel went towards the ocean. About every 6 feet or so, the top part of the tunnel had a cut out top-end to it, exposing it us to the night-sky. Enough moonlight got in those cut-away areas so we could see where we were going. It was a straight tunnel. And right when I got to the last cut-away, I glanced up. I saw billions of stars. It was pretty amazing. Before i could even stare as much as i wanted to, !@#$% said “Sometimes i just look up at the stars and think about everything, and other times…well… i look at this:” and !@#$% sort of scooted over in this narrow tunnel to give me room to crawl up and lay right next to her, we were really close. But she smiled at me and pointed, so i looked out of the end of the tunnel, towards the ocean. And the night-time black ocean, was acting as a mirror and reflecting all the sparkles of the stars. It was like, dead calm. Like puddle water calm, it was being a perfect mirror to the stars. But then !@#$% said, “Often i come here and watch nature. Its peaceful and calming.” Then i agreed and me and her started talking again. My connection to her felt even stronger. It was just her and I talking about everything. But eventually she said “we should probably head back now, i dont want someone to realize that we’ve been gone.” I said “oh shit youre right” and instead of us crawling all the way back to the beginning entrance, I crawled down a little and !@#$% said “watch this!” and she just grabbed the ground outside of the top opening and pulled herself up out of it. I asked her why didnt we just come in that way instead of crawling the whole way, and she said because she likes crawling lol. But we started walking back towards the house. WHen we finally got inside, everyone was still in the basment it seemed. It was really quiet. So me and !@#$% walked towards the kitchen, passing the room with the door closed that the couple was still making love in. She stopped me right as I got in front of the door. She pushed me against it. She stepped close to me, and closer until i could feel her body up against mine. She leaned in with a devilish smirk on her face, and she kissed me. After the kiss she looked at my eyes, glanced at my lips, then kissed me again. This time i kissed back. We kept on kissing. I put my hands on her hips while we were kissing, it was slowly getting more intense so i locked my hands behind her waist. It was weird though because usually something like this would be purely sexual, yet I couldnt get any of her without feeling… emotion involved. Strong emotion that lingers around my being. But anyways, we were kissing (not making out, just kissing) I felt her hand go behind me as if she was reaching to open the door. I moved my hands to her skinny, slender-thin stomach and gently pushed a little and told her how there was a couple in that room. So she made a sad face and said how she wants us to be alone somewhere. Then she said “The tunnel?” with a smile and I replied saying how i thought that would be a great idea. Just as i said that we heard lots of tiny footsteps coming upstairs. The little kids. So we glanced at each other like “Oh shit!” and ran out the door. She ended up laughing about it halfway through the run to the tunnel and i laughed too and stopped and hugged her, then i picked her up and spun her around. Then i gave her a piggyback ride to the runnel and we both crawled in and we went right to the edge and cuddled each other under the stars. I kissed her and she smiled. The last thing i remember is her trying to tell me something… then i woke up.

Its weird how dream can initiate various emotions, but after you wake up and the dream is gone, some of the emotions still linger around for a while…

You know that feeling when you’re having an intense ass dream, and then you suddenly wake up?...

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:56:58 -0500

You know that feeling when you’re having an intense ass dream, and then you suddenly wake up? During that initial….half second or so, your dreams feels like it was real.

No matter what you were dreaming about, it feels real for that first half second you wake up. I think that’s pretty amazing. Too bad it doesnt last long though, because real life slaps you in the face very quickly, ending that feeling.

This morning, I was having a dream that I was looking out my window from my room, and the clock read 11:59. There was supposed to be a HUGE metor flying across the sky at midnight. Well, it happened. And the whole sky turned green and it looked awesome. It felt surreal though, the whole world glowing bright green at midnight…

Imagine instead of the sun being yellow, shining white light on us, it instead glows a light green and shines a deep alien laser green down into space and down on us. Thats how it looked.

But then i woke up. It was a very sudden transition from dreaming to reality, and that transition fucked with my mind. I think it felt like I was questioning what was reality for about a millisecond. I wondered where I was, and what year it was. Then it hit me that i was dreaming, and i looked up at the clock and it was 4am, i had to get up for school in 3 hours. The dream wasnt even that special, yet for some reason, it was really intense because it felt real. (Im now wondering, what is it that causes some of my dreams to feel more real than others, even though they might not be as intense? Like there are some dreams that i feel really, strongly connected to, even though theyre boring as hell.)

I was kinda sad when that feeling i got was gone. It got me thinking though, I wish there was a way to make that feeling last a lot longer than a mere half second (without the use of drugs)

Im also wondering about this: Our sun is yellow with white light, and it causes sunsets to be yellow/gold/orange/red/pink and sometimes even purple. I wonder that color sunsets would be if the sun was actually green..? Would we have different shades of green dominating the sky? Or green/yellow/turquoise sunsets? Or could a different color sun possibly even change the color of our sky totally?

I wish i had enough money and resources to conduct all the experiments that I want to lol

WELP. I had a dream and it was quite interesting. It was blurry, but I remember it starting with...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:11:37 -0500

WELP. I had a dream and it was quite interesting.

It was blurry, but I remember it starting with Sarah, Wyatt, and I at Ocean city. We were playing around and having fun on the boardwalk, and for some reason, Dylan had moved there. Before I went to Ocean City, I guess I had made plans to go see Dylan. We were going somewhere in our Hotel, and I opened a door and Dylan was there. He had gotten really tall and I almost started crying because of how much I missed him. He gave me a hug and picked me up and he was like, a foot taller than me. He was kissing my cheek a lot and I wanted to kiss him back, so I asked if Sarah had any chapstick (because my lips were chapped, which is odd because they were in real life too) and she said no and yelled at me, so he kept kissing me and we went back to his house or something and he threw me on the bed and he sat down next to me and took out his dick (it looked really deformed when it was soft so I was trying to get it hard lolol) and while I was giving him a handjob Sarah kept trying to distract me so I wouldn’t cheat on Chris, so she finally called me a whore and was yelling at me and I said stuff like “at least I’m not a slut, stop acting like you’re better than me because I clearly am, I can do whatever the hell I want.” and then I sat back down next to Dylan and I was like “I don’t know, maybe I should go.” and he was like “yeah, because my mom just got home” So I snuck out and somehow I ended up in Chris’s house. I took a shower at his house and I was on his bed waiting for him, and I went down to the kitchen and his dad asked if I wanted something to eat and then he gave me this really cool ass looking cake with gummy bears on top with white icing and chocolate cake and gummy worms inside and it was like woah baby. And thennnnnn I went back to lay on Chris’s bed and play some old school game boy games. He never came lol. Then some how I ended up in a video game, and it was somewhat similar to zOMG! on gaia, which is odd lol. We were under the sea and shit.

I dunno. My dream had a lot of trees and was very jungle-esque. Dylan was just sjkfnsjkfn in my dream though. He was so tall and foxy. Fucking love tall guys oh my god.

Our list

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 21:45:21 -0500

Go to the Baltimore Aquarium
See all the 3D Disney movies
Smoke
Drink
Go for a walk during spring/summer
Go to a concert
Make love
Have sex
Have aggressive sex
Fuck
Cook together
Sneak out to see each other
Go on a road trip
Go to King’s Dominion
Wrestle
Go swimming
Double date
Watch the snow fall
Watch the sun rise
Watch the sun set
Wake up together
Fall asleep together
Go on a date to Olive Garden
Go to Chipotle
Eat ice cream
Give each other massages
Take a bath
Take a shower
Play dead space

Sleep Paralysis is a bitch

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 18:24:49 -0500

I slept in Lindsays living room last night with her and Christian. Next thing i know, my eyes are open and barely able to move around, but i cant move my body. I was stuck in a position and couldnt move at all. I was half awake. But the bad part was i was half dreaming, too. I was looking at their tv when i see small black figures running past the tv. It was almost like i could feel them circling around Lindsay, Christian and I. I kept seeing little black figures (think of the pillsbury dough boy, except all black like a heartless from kingdom hearts) running around me. I kept trying to force my body to move so i could wake up, but i couldnt move my body. Then i concentrated and concentrated all my energy into one random burst and i broke out of my sleep paralysis and woke up screaming and jumping a little. Lindsays dad was right next to me, standing. I looked at the clock and it was 3 something if i remember correctly. He said “The hell was wrong with you?” (he just saw me sleeping then randomly scream myself awake) and i simply said “Bad dream, sorry. You just now getting home?” and he said yeah then asked me who was on the other side of Lindsay, i told him its Christian. He said oh he didnt even know that Christian was coming over. Then i texted Rachel and almost passed right back out.

Stars (it was night time)

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:38:23 -0500

There was this… contest. Where EVERYONE in the world participated in. And out of everyone, i got chosen as the winner. As the announcer called my name to get up, i walked towards him. I looked towards my left and saw an massive crowd of people. Probably more people in one location that ive ever seen in my life. It also happened to be my birthday in the dream im assuming, because the host of the contest announced that it was. Then the whole entire world sang happy birthday to me. The whole world. Could you imagine that? It felt amazing, i felt so badass lol. But after that experience, I waited a little while, while the announcer was talking about something to the audience. Be then told me that i was on a scavenger hunt, and it starts now. Then he ran off into the woods. After that i saw a trail of green flares laying on the ground, leading over a small hill. I followed them. Over the hill the green flare trail continued, but i saw a trail of red ones too leading to another direction. I didnt follow the red path because red=bad generally. So i followed along the green trail (i was by myself for this part) until it led me to exactly where i started, a complete circle. But in the exact spot where i was standing before was a dumpster, in the dumbster was a UAV recon (you have to play call of duty to know what that is lol). I used it, but it was kinda weird because you had to choose your location. It had multiple optional ones available. It was like a menu came up right in front of my eyes, and the options on the menu were picture. Pictures of landscapes/locations, it looked like. So i scrolled through the locations until i saw the only one i recognized. The stars in the picture looked weird, but i didnt really pay attention to it and didnt think much of it. So i selected that picture and used it. Immediately, 4 stars lit up in the sky above me. After they lit up, they emitted a beam of light, then shone down on me. (think of a laser show at concerts, how you can see the beam move around, it was like that, or like a spot light). It was so bright that i could not see anything, just white light. After the 4 lights moved away, I looked up and and the beam from the stars was just shining higher up into the sky. Our space, their sky. Then i looked to my right, the crowd of about 5 billion people, the whole world in one location, was amazingly right there next to me. In that massive crowd, right in front, I spotted someone i know. Amanda Clark. She came up to me, said something to me. I dont remember what it was, but then the whole crowd started walking. With Amanda leading them. I followed her, it wasnt long until we found ourselves in an empty parking lot. Then the crowd lost formation and scattered. People were making themselves comfortable, as if they were waiting for something entertaining to happen. Amanda held my hand. I looked around, and everybody was looking up at the sky with those 4 stars in it. Then something shot past me. It was white with sparks coming from behind. I had no idea where it came from, but i asked Amanda why someone was shooting firecrackers. She looked at me and laughed and said “Its a star, silly!” and pointed up. So i then looked up and saw something that could only happen in my dreams. There were stars, LOTS of them. These were different, though. They were different colors. Every color you can think of. I cant explain it but i feel like there were colors that i didnt even know existed. This huge amount of stars with a wide variety of colors somehow came together and made a beautiful display. Not only were there diffferent colors though, but there were different types of stars. I observed and saw a yellow star with rings around it. I saw a few that moved around the sky, as if they were chasing each other or playing tag or something. There were big stars and small ones. I also saw those 4 spot light stars from before, still in the same place except with trillions of starrs around it now lol. They werent all white, though. Each was a different color, emitting a different color’d beam, and the beam wasnt just shining up like before, it was moving..dancing in the sky. I also saw stars that came from the sky, shot down onto Earth and wandered the Earth. There was a small, bright blue star with purple sparks coming down, it flew past me, circled down by amanda’s feet. then came up and gently landed on Catie Whittakers shoulder, it flew around her body. She enjoyed it and laughed as if the sparks were tickling her. It kinda made me think of the hands of an angel playing with a baby. I looked on the ground and saw a camera, i immediately grabbed it and tried to take pictures. But it wouldnt let me. For some reason, it just wouldnt work lol. I felt like it was a sight that only the natural eyes should see. The whole world was witnessing though, so i had no real need to take pictures. I looked down at Amanda, but when i looked back up, everything was dark. Quiet. The stars had dissapeared and it just returned to a lonely boring night. They were gone, pitch black. Every single one of them, except for 4. Those spotlight stars from before. The last one on the left was white, the others were red. They were still shining a beam that was dancing in the sky. Then the one on the very right disappeared. After that, the one next to it went away, followed by the 3rd one. All the red ones were now gone. The last white star in the sky was dancing by itself. Shining a beam around the sky still. Then it shone down on me, just like earlier. All i could see was white light, (again). Then, everything went black for a split second, next thing you know i opened my eyes and was in my room laying in my bed. I had woken up..

Not another abandoned city

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:09:59 -0500

Mr. Stevens was driving me and a friend of mine somewhere (I still dont know who that person was because i never saw his face, but somehow i knew it was a friend of mine, and i could tell that it was a male). But as we were driving, i saw us pass a city that appeared abandoned. Have you seen I am Legend? the city looked like that. Buildings rotting away, grass growing from the streets. Glass shattered all over the roads, no lights or anything. It looked like the Chernobyl disaster. But next thing i know, Mr.Stevens was pulling over because there was a cop behind us. The cop walked up to the window and they started talking very casually, then they started telling each other weird jokes and shit as if they were friends. Then it turns out, Mr. Stevens planned for this to happen because he was trying to kill me and my friend. The cop pulled out a gun at the same time stevens did, which is what made me realize. After i saw the guns drawn me and my friend sprinted out of his truck and ran. Stevens and the police offer chased us with their guns in hand. What was weird though, was that we were like 10 feet away from entering the abandoned city, which i swear we drove completely past. But anyways me friend passed me and i was following through him. We were running through alleys and turning down random streets. There was rust everywhere, the building were decaying, and there was glass and trash all over the place. There was no parked cars or traffic though, as if every person drove out of the town suddenly. But we made a left down one street still running and passed a red bus. I didnt think much of it but the bus turned on. I yelled “what the fuck, dont you think thats weird?” and my friend suddenly ran super fast and i lost him. i was like “fuck im on my own” and i ran but the bus started chasing me. Im guessing that the bus was another one of steven’s friends. Well i thought “that bus surely cant make a sharp sudden turn” and i swerved left down an alley and hid in a hole under the closest building. The bus pulled up and i thought they didnt see me and assumed that they would keep driving past…but they didnt. They stopped right next to the hole i hid in, and i saw a completely black shadowey figure (think of a heartless from kingdom hearts) walk up to the hole. All i saw was the legs and the feet, until it kneeled down right next to the hole and i got a glimpse of its face. It has a completely black face with glowing yellow eyes that stared at me and scared me and woke me up.

Well basically I had a dream and the part where I started remembering the dream, I was with Reina...

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:15:09 -0500

Well basically I had a dream and the part where I started remembering the dream, I was with Reina and we were walking on this strip of sidewalk. There were like three terraced layers. We were walking on the middle one. The lower layer was the beach, then it gradually made a change to grass and where that slow gradual change was, there was like a bunch of shops and places to eat. Then when the grass was fully there and the sand stopped, there was a side walk. And then if you keep going up there was a light forest. It only had a few skinny trees and the terrain was a bit hilly, but nothing you couldn’t walk on. Also, the sidewalk strip led to the magic kingdom in Disney world. And everyone from school was down at the beach part. So, there’s the setting. It’s kinda hard to imagine, but whatever. Anyway, Reina and I were walking on the sidewalk strip and we start to see it snow. (I was walking with her to go somewhere cause I was bummed cause Chris got a girlfriend and he was hanging out with her)Everyone is flipping the fuck out about the snow and we run down to the beach area. We’re all running and laughing and smiling at the beach. Like it’s snowing at the beach too, but it’s not cold. It just had that nice cool beach breeze, like on a fall day, and the sun wasn’t out either, so it was really nice. The beach was so beautiful too. The waves were crashing and making a noise along with a few seagulls. Anyway, we kept running around and giggling and we met up with Ayisha. We all decided to go to this really cool Asian restaurant and we sat down at a booth and I guess Ayisha already got us appetizers. Everyone from school started to fill the place. I realized I needed money so I tried to run home real quick, but there was no front entrance to the place, you could only enter and exit from the beach. All there was in front was this huge pond, and it had soooo much water and I looked down and there was this MASSIVE black Buddha head and it was crazy how big it was . And there were fountains and moss covered arches and this cool wire design thing that had water trickling down it so at the bottom where it was cut at an angle water sprayed off. These were on the sides of this one big arch and the fanned out a bit so it looked really cool. Anyway, I came back inside then I opened a door and it led to my room. It was my old room that hadn’t been painted and had my old white dresser in it. My wallet was in top of it and I got some money and I was loooaded. so I sat back at the table with Reina and Ayisha and we talked for a minute, then I guess our school called us in for an assembly in this auditorium. It wasn’t the design of ours, it just had our school colors. There was a huge circle stage In the middle made out of wood. And there were bleachers with our colors on them in stuff. So I walked in with my backpack and I found Chris and sat with him and ayisha and a few others. We sat in a circle talking while this presentation was going on. They gave us these catalogs about how we need to be safe drivers and then it had pictures of grotesque images of people dying in an accident and played some audio thing where a doctor is saying ” we need to amputate it” and it was grossssss. Then in the back of my catalog it had porn. Like christmas themed porn lmao. It was stupid. But I think that’s where the dream ends.

A few years ago, there was this young lad who was constantly bored, and the only way he ever got an...

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 22:22:24 -0500

A few years ago, there was this young lad who was constantly bored, and the only way he ever got an adrenaline rush was by shoplifting. He would walk into walmart or department stores and come out with hundreds of dollars worth of stuff without even anyone having a clue. The idea that he was so close to going to jail if he got caught, yet he was so close to escaping and going home with something for free thrilled him. One night, he went to best buy and boosted two playstation 3 controllers. But one day he invited this beautiful young breezy over, and she was like “nigga ps3 sucks, xbox is where its at.” and left his house without saying anything. He was sad. So he got raged and went on a mission to obtain the best xbox 320 he could find. He did research and the queen of Estonia was in possession of this beautiful pink chrome xbox made of gold electric computer chips that was worth several hundred dollars. He immediately flew into Estonia in attempt to retrieve the amazing xbox, so he could impress his bait. When he arrived, he found his way to the queens throne. The castle was guarded by a lot of knights, as he approached the knights, they took off their helmets and all of them were James Deen. The guards said “you may pass if you fuck all of us, back to back without any breaks or getting sore.” The young lad had no choice but to agree. After giving and getting it hard from multiple James Deens, he passed and proceeded to the queens throne, limping. He saw the xbox sitting on a pillar, and the queen came out from behind it and it was Kelly Divine dressed in a lingerie outfit. She said “you want this? you have to make me orgasm and scream, and its yours.” So he got undressed and teased her. He ran his fingers all around her clit before sliding them in and fingering her. When she was starting to enjoy it, he switched positions and fucked her. It was difficult for him because he had just gotten pounded multiple times by the unforgiving James Deens. After a while he bent Kelly over and had her doggy style, pounding her ass as it was jiggling all over the place. He then leaned downwards at the perfect angle to rub and stimulate her g-spot, she couldn’t take it long before she oozed out her female juices and gasped in ecstasy. As she couldn’t believe it, he succeeded. She then kept her promise and handed him the xbox, he gladly flew home and installed it and invited the girl over again. The girl saw the xbox and ran over to play it. She was playing it for so long that she ended up staying the night. She then got really drowsy and went to bed with him. She cuddled him and the young lad had the BIGGEST smile on his face as he finally got to cuddle with the woman of his dreams. The end.

I woke up crying my face off. God I had a really sad dream. I don’t remember the details very...

Sun, 27 Nov 2011 12:36:33 -0500

I woke up crying my face off. God I had a really sad dream. I don’t remember the details very well, but I remember going to this huge private school but everyone from Hylton went there. I guess Chris and I were trying to leave from school to go somewhere and we were in the car and I don’t know why but he was going a little fast. Then the car that was in front of the car that was in front of us just stopped and the car in front of us completely crashed into it and Chris swerved to the left but there were Cars next to us so his side got hit really badly and the car moved to the right edge of the intersection where the side walk was and I was freaking the fuck out and I started crying because he wasn’t in the car and the driver’s side was fucked up really bad and I ran out of the car crying hysterically because it felt so fucking real. It didn’t feel like a dream. I ran to the accident scene And I couldn’t find him. There were just cops telling me to go home because he wasn’t there and I just fell to my knees and started sobbing and screaming because in the dream he was like my brother. And then some how I went back to my house and I went in the bathroom to go cry and I was crying so hard I was crying in real life. So then I sat on my bathroom floor and I texted him and I was like “I don’t know what the situation is, and I don’t know if you’ll get this message, but I really fucking miss you and I hope you’re okay” and I sent it and I got an immediate reply and he was like “Yeah I’m totally okay! I’m in the hospital right now! You should come visit me before they operate on my ribs at 1 am. I need a hug. Dude that ride was so much fun though!” And then I woke up still crying and I was like thank god that was a dream. I think I dreamed this because Enter The Void had a scene in it where the brother and his sister are in the backseat and their parents are up front driving and they crash Into a huge truck. The parents die but the kids don’t but the sister gets covered in blood and screams hysterically.

Welllllls

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 21:56:00 -0500

Not too long ago, there was this nig nogger who wanted to learn how to drive stick shift. So he took his brothers car and went out driving for a little while, and he was in the parking lot when he stalled and couldn’t get it out of the parking lot. So he looked around to the nearest store he wandered into some store that looked abandoned. It looked abandoned from the outside, but when he opened the doors, to his surprise it was a futuristic dubstep techno club

He started asking around if anyone knows how to drive a stick shift. This foxy ass chick with a curvy, amazing slender body turned around and said “I do, boy. I can ride anything.” And the kid, obviously trying to hold back his megaboner was like “Well, can you… ride me out of the parking lot? I MEAN DRIVE ME.” and the girl giggled and walked up to the boy, ran her hands over his stomach and crotch and whispered into his ear, “What’s in it for me, Big Daddy?” and the boy said “Uhm, whatever… you want?” So the girl dragged the boy out by his shirt and they went into his car. The girl got in the drivers seat and said “We’re not going anywhere until you busy allll over me.” and the kid smiled and started undressing the girl. She giggled as he pulled her dress up and started to kiss her stomach, then he looked into her eyes and as he took her panties off slowly.

When he got them off, he looked away from her eyes and looked down. And to his surprise, she had a DICK. The boy screamed and jumped back, he panicked so much that he had trouble getting the door open. When he finally got it open he fell out of the car and ran away screaming. His dumbass didn’t look before crossing the street and he got hit by an ambulance (ironic, isn’t it?). And the girl laughed, she took a blade and lifted her dress up. On her side there were tally marks. There were 6 of them but after she got this boy killed, she added another one to it. She’s gotten 7 men killed using this tactic and she says there are many more to come.. The end nigga.

Thugs and Zombies

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 21:38:56 -0500

It started with my friend Ryan driving me past Penn elementary school, we were looking for a place to smoke weed. It was daylight. We then drove down the road a few more houses, until we found this house that looked abandoned. There was blood all over the windows and the front door was open. (There was a sense of torture around the house) Ryan said we should smoke in there. But when this black kid holding an AK47 came out from the side of the house and told us that theres nothing in the house that concerns us. Ryan said “im just tryna get a nigga high bro” and the kid pointed the gun and told us to leave. So ryan and I turned around and headed back to his car. As we were getting in the car ryan yelled “Im gonna call the cops, i know theres shit goin on in there that isnt supposed to happen” then he floor’d the gas pedal as the kid with the AK47 got all his buddies to come out the house and chased us down.

Next thing i know, we lost them in the chase so we thought. And went into my house and chilled in my basement. But as we were sitting on the couch in my basement (we can see my glass basement door from my couch) we saw a bunch of black kids with guns walk down the stairs to my window, and right when that happened, Ryan and I ran upstairs. Ryan asked me where should we go to hide, and i said my attic because they wouldnt suspect that. So we ran and i climbed up into my attic, i went up first and i told ryan to hurry up because i didnt know how fast they would take to get up here and start looking for us. But ryan could not jump high enough to get in my attic, so he got frustrated i assume and told me to just hide and close the door. I hid in the corner and for a few seconds i heard thumping and yelling. After a while it stopped and (for some reason) i decided to climb out of the attic. So i did. And there was blood all over my walls and bodies. Ryans body was there, but so were the black kids bodies which confused me. I had no idea what happened and i had no idea how they all ended up dead. So i went into my room and the first thing i noticed was that it was dark outside. That was really weird because not just a few moments before, it was completely sunny. It somehow suddenly shifted to night time. As i was looking out my window into a dark void, i got a text from someone that i cant remember, saying to meet up at hylton because thats where everyone is hiding out. I wanted to text back saying “hiding out from what?” but i figured fuck it ill just go there and see whats going on. Next thing i remember, i was at hylton and everyone was talking about how zombies suddenly came and killed all their families and friends and whatnot. Then i found out that ryan and the thugs were both probably killed by sudden zombies. Then as i was realizing that, everyone started screaming and running to the front doors of my school. I ran too and saw that a tornado was forming, then i said outloud “great, now a tornado will throw zombies right as us”. And i started walking away from the window looking for potential weapons in the school. But as i was walking around i noticed something… i couldnt really see movement with each step. And i couldnt feel my feet or my body at all. It was like i was just a video game character moving around, just a first person camera it seemed. I then realized that i was dreaming and i felt that feeling i get when i start lucid dreaming. Its a feeling like everything is controlled by you. So i tried to fly and make myself appear back in my house, but that was too much for my mind to handle at the time and i ended up waking myself up….

yep.

and another

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 21:28:43 -0500

and another

testing something

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 21:28:26 -0500

testing something