A few years ago, there was this young lad who was constantly bored, and the only way he ever got an adrenaline rush was by shoplifting. He would walk into walmart or department stores and come out with hundreds of dollars worth of stuff without even anyone having a clue. The idea that he was so close to going to jail if he got caught, yet he was so close to escaping and going home with something for free thrilled him. One night, he went to best buy and boosted two playstation 3 controllers. But one day he invited this beautiful young breezy over, and she was like “nigga ps3 sucks, xbox is where its at.” and left his house without saying anything. He was sad. So he got raged and went on a mission to obtain the best xbox 320 he could find.  He did research and the queen of Estonia was in possession of this beautiful pink chrome xbox made of gold electric computer chips that was worth several hundred dollars. He immediately flew into Estonia in attempt to retrieve the amazing xbox, so he could impress his bait. When he arrived, he found his way to the queens throne. The castle was guarded by a lot of knights, as he approached the knights, they took off their helmets and all of them were James Deen. The guards said “you may pass if you fuck all of us, back to back without any breaks or getting sore.” The young lad had no choice but to agree. After giving and getting it hard from multiple James Deens, he passed and proceeded to the queens throne, limping. He saw the xbox sitting on a pillar, and the queen came out from behind it and it was Kelly Divine dressed in a lingerie outfit. She said “you want this? you have to make me orgasm and scream, and its yours.” So he got undressed and teased her. He ran his fingers all around her clit before sliding them in and fingering her. When she was starting to enjoy it, he switched positions and fucked her. It was difficult for him because he had just gotten pounded multiple times by the unforgiving James Deens. After a while he bent Kelly over and had her doggy style, pounding her ass as it was jiggling all over the place. He then leaned downwards at the perfect angle to rub and stimulate her g-spot, she couldn’t take it long before she oozed out her female juices and gasped in ecstasy. As she couldn’t believe it, he succeeded. She then kept her promise and handed him the xbox, he gladly flew home and installed it and invited the girl over again. The girl saw the xbox and ran over to play it. She was playing it for so long that she ended up staying the night. She then got really drowsy and went to bed with him. She cuddled him and the young lad had the BIGGEST smile on his face as he finally got to cuddle with the woman of his dreams. The end.

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