Not too long ago, there was this nig nogger who wanted to learn how to drive stick shift. So he took his brothers car and went out driving for a little while, and he was in the parking lot when he stalled and couldn’t get it out of the parking lot. So he looked around to the nearest store he wandered into some store that looked abandoned. It looked abandoned from the outside, but when he opened the doors, to his surprise it was a futuristic dubstep techno club
He started asking around if anyone knows how to drive a stick shift. This foxy ass chick with a curvy, amazing slender body turned around and said “I do, boy. I can ride anything.” And the kid, obviously trying to hold back his megaboner was like “Well, can you… ride me out of the parking lot? I MEAN DRIVE ME.” and the girl giggled and walked up to the boy, ran her hands over his stomach and crotch and whispered into his ear, “What’s in it for me, Big Daddy?” and the boy said “Uhm, whatever… you want?” So the girl dragged the boy out by his shirt and they went into his car. The girl got in the drivers seat and said “We’re not going anywhere until you busy allll over me.” and the kid smiled and started undressing the girl. She giggled as he pulled her dress up and started to kiss her stomach, then he looked into her eyes and as he took her panties off slowly.
When he got them off, he looked away from her eyes and looked down. And to his surprise, she had a DICK. The boy screamed and jumped back, he panicked so much that he had trouble getting the door open. When he finally got it open he fell out of the car and ran away screaming. His dumbass didn’t look before crossing the street and he got hit by an ambulance (ironic, isn’t it?). And the girl laughed, she took a blade and lifted her dress up. On her side there were tally marks. There were 6 of them but after she got this boy killed, she added another one to it. She’s gotten 7 men killed using this tactic and she says there are many more to come.. The end nigga.